RIRE A LA MAROCAINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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hadou 2 kalwat kano dakhlat l cinema , ou homa y lkaw wahd ezzobb wakef 3and bab cinema; gal lihom 3afakom rani hazek hetta rial ma f jibi dakhkhlouni m3akom
jarret l kalwa sahbet'ha ou galt liha yallah zidi ou khallih malou howa ma omro dakhkhelna m3ah
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CHLa7 o STRING
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hada wa7aed chal7 bgha yt9adda bach ydawaz lila ..mohim dabbar 3la wa7da w daha 3achaha w daha local ..lmohim bdate tat7ayad 7wayjha w cant labssa string ....w3amrou machaf chi string whowa ygoul liha awal mara tanchouf tarma labssa sandala dial sba3 lol .
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B7Ra KHRAj KHok
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hadi wahed el bent brat temchi le cinima o galet l weld 3ameteha 3tini 30dh bach nemchi lecinima howa igolha 3tini nhwiik 3ad ne3tik bach temchi lecinima o hya tgoulih rah hchouma howa igoliha la mane3tikch le flouss ohya tgouliH yalah makayen mochkil.. yaLLah jbed klawih o hya telkah 3amer bel khra o hya tgoulih mal klawik 3amer blekhra howa igoliha rah be7ra KHRAj khook mcha el 7arti bach etferg fel kokab
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ZWAML chraw l banane
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Jouj zwaml khrjo ichriw l banane ; oslo and moul lkarroussa, zaml lawwal gal : 3bar 3bar wahed jouj kilo banane!! gal lo sahbo: bezzaf jouj kilo; ou howa y jawbo: ghir khallih ye3bar lli chat nnaklouh loll
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ZAM o LMaCH
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hado wahad 2 zwamel...wahed gal lakhor makrahtche n7oui chi meche(une chat)..nakez sahbo gal miw..miw....hahahaha
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7aCHOUMI o FARAWyA
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hada wa7ed deri tihcham bezaf ....wa7ed nhar kan bo7do 'dar ohia tji wa7ed bent jarthom mkbota ou fiha al fara (allah ynajikom a bnat lyoum menha) ohia tkolih yalah ndiro chi 7aja khaYba ohowa ygoliha ...ylah nkhraw fok sdader hihihihi"
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JOMAni F DAR Lk7aB
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kalk hada jomani mcha ldar l97ab w3andou 5 dh lmouhim da9 w KHrjat lih l9a7ba galiha bchhal lhawya galtlih 100 dh galiha wlmssan galtlih 50 dh galiha walakin ana 3andi ghir 5 dh .
katlou hat zbk nboul 3lih ja howa hto whiya bdat tatboul 3lih ,w gal lzabou: douk douk azbi lmrka rah l7am ghali 3lik haahahahhaha.
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biRRA TATDAR F LKARRR
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hada wahad la3roubi ou fasii tfahmou bash ijibou lkhab ou idourbou tassaa f l weekend iwa wejdou dar ou tabla 3amra tasssa ou darou m3a lkhab hahouma galsine kaytssnaou f deriates majawch sekrou bjouj lfassi n3ass ou inoud lih la3roubi bda kayhwi fih men lour fakou laghad lih dazet semana ouhouma itfahmou tani bach idourbou tasssa ou ijibou lkhab ou houa inakaz lfasssi gal la3roubi ndirou m3a lkhab mais manjibouch tasssa gal lih la3roubi 3alach gal lih lfassi kadour f lkar.
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Ghi Matalane
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miricani ou fransawi ou meghribi , galou lihoum matalan ila li9iti chi wa7da f tri9 3eryana ach gadi dirou , gal lihoum lmiricani hadi nghatiha ou n3itiha l7wayej , fransawi gal lihoum hadi nghatiha ou nweslha tal darhoum , darou 3end lmeghribi l9aweh tay dwi m3a zebou , tay goul lih "wa hi matalane hi matalane" ila ajbatk nokta laisse commentaire pour encourager !
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4 dryal
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Hadi wahed lmou7tajiba tal3a ltoubisse ou khassaha 4 drial galliha receveur hebti ouchwya ja wahed oumed liha 4 derial apres guelssate l9ouddam ouhessat bchi wahed mssemrou fiha lour daRT l9at dak moul 4drial o hwa yegouliha rah ghir ana hada.
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mari et sa femme
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hada wahed khiyna titkiyefe zatla m3a mratou fe stahe wahed sa3a mratou tbouw9ate mezyane hiya tgoulihe nari nari rajli ja.houwa ina9az rajelha men stahe.
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lala ghir ana
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Gali lik hada wahed l merrakchi galess tayhok fi l Hemam, chwiya bda kayhok fi termto w howa ykayem w howa ygoul a7 LALA rah ghir ana . il ajbatk nokta laisse commentaire .
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nancy ilissa hayfa wahbi
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galke nancy m3a ilissa radiien f la voitur f lkhla ohoma ychofo lkmmara o homa ykhb3o ga3 dhabe dialhome f tbabnhome ojawe lihome l9amara mal9aw midiwe ohoma idiwe la voitur o galte ilissa chti kone kante m3ana l9ahba diale hayfae konte tl3ate m3ha la voitur mayddiw walo .
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a zabo lkha yife
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hada wahd l bnay m3adi 3la zebo be tekfat wahd nhare jbed zebo .zebo bda taytra3ad howa ygolih matkhafsh matkhafsh rir ghadi anboule.
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lhwa omaydir
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hada hada wahde kyyhwi ydiihe wahde nhare hwa tboun howa ytsta...hahaha
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chm3a
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hadi wahed seyda hamla f 3 mois w kaytsalha 3 mois d'electricité ja 3endha moul ddou gal leha 3endek 3 mois galet leh w bash 3refteha gal leha ga3 ly kaderouha hna katmarka 3endna lhih galt leih awili wachnou ma3moul gal leha ila ja rajlek goulou ydouz 3endna wla n9et3ouh leih galt leih wana ach ndir gal leha 3ddy b chme3
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la mituelle.
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hada galek wahed khyna mcha 3and ginecologue(mra)gal liha 3endi mochkil galt lih chnahowa lmochkil?gal liha ra zebi ga3 ma bka khdam jat hya chdato ou howa y kyem galt lih ha nta mkyem ma 3andek walo gal liha la lmochkil ta kan khchih galt lih ewa ma3ndnach fach njerbo howa y golliha nti galt lih la flwl ou bka m3aha ta bghat bda ki hwi fiha jab rasso ou hya tgol lih wa ma 3endek walo o howa i gol liha wlah ma3art kifach laghed lih rje3 3anda galt lih malek gal liha nafss el mochkil ou t3awdat el kissa 2 khtrat ou lmera lakhra galt lih daba nta kat 3tini 200dhs bach thwini 100dhs tjib lik ahssan kehba b3chaha ou kolchi ou howa i gol liha la m3a la mutuelle kat tle3 gher 260 ryal
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mgabla tbbonha M3a chamch
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galek hada wahed bgha yjawaj,walakin ma3andouch flouss,galih sahbo jawaj o fatar martek bi lhwa o 3achiha bi alhwa o ghadiha bi lhwa,khona dar ma galih sahbo ,men ba3d 3 mois fak men n3ass makach marto hdah ;kaleb 3aliha o lkaha fi stah mgabla tabounha m3a chmch(soleil) galiha ach kadiri galet lih kan sakhan lik lftour
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zbbo fih mitro
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galik hadi wa7d l9a7ba ma3roufa 3la sa3id l3alami fima katn3ass m3a chi wa7d makatghawatch houma ygibou liha mirikani w francawi w maghribi ja l mirikani galihouma zabi fih 2mitro w maghowtatch ja lfransawi galihoum zabbi fih 3m w dkhol 3andha w maghowtatch ja lmaghribi galihoum zabbi fih mitro , da7kou 3lih galou lih lakhor dyalou fih 3m w maghowtatch w nta li fih ghi mitro wa7d bghitiha tghawat lmaghribi galihoum ghi khliwni njarab w houwa ydkhol 3andha w hiya tla9ha bwa7d lghawta kbiiiira bzzzaaaf mni jaw chafou l9aw lmaghribi zaboo fih mitro fl3ard
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boutftafe
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Hada wa7ed khayna fih boutaftaf ou 3andou wa7ed el mouchkile.finma kay yemchi yi boule kay jib rasso
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jouj zwaml olministre
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Hadou 2 zwamel hachakom mchaw majliss nouwab tahoma galik bghaw y6albou b7ou9ou9hom.Chwiya howa yakhraj lihom louzir ougalihom ila mamchitouch t9awdou daba ghadi na7wikoum bjouj, houma ygoulou lih: 9HARTOUNAAAAAA BLWOUUU3OUUUUUD. looool
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ZAB LBGHAL
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hada wahed el dokali tlaka m3a wahed el fassi felhemmam, dokali bda kaychouf zeb el fassi essghir obda kayedhek; el fassi tekress; jbed el hedra 3la el wlad o howa igoul: 3tani ellah 2 wlad 1 sidi hamid doktour o lala fatimezzahra mohamiya ; o howa itekress eddokali obda kaychof fzebo elkbir ogal : zeb elbghal myewled ghir el bghal
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tathwih l Oghnya
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galak hada wahad sayad dkhal daro o houwa yal9a waldo mkawaz al baf o barak tay gol "a7 a7 a7 a7" o houwa igol lih ach tadir hadak al hmar o houwa igol lih waldo : tat 7wini had al oghniya
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LKFFATE
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hada oua7ed elkafate souwlouhe 3la el7oua o gali7oum dakchi 3a icha3ate
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mkalkha
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gal lik hada wahed sat bga ihwi wahed lmra o hadik lmra mkalkha wahed nhar khellaha hta tel3at lsttah tenchor lhwayj o tba3ha o gal liha wache nti mkalkha galet lih ah o howa igoul liha ila bgiti matebkayche mkalkha khassek tkewzi lchemche bache tedkhol lik lfhama galet lih wakha elmohim kewzat chi 4 heures o hiya tgoul cheft madekhlat la fhama la walo gal liha iiihhhh rah ntouma lmrawat 3andkom jouj tokbat rah lfhama katedkhol o katekhroj o gal liha khassni nssed lik chi wahda o hiya tgoul lih wakha o howa bka kayhwi fiha o hiya tgoul lih had chi rah lhwa o howa igoul liha hanti bditi katfehmi
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zbou sghire
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hada wahd drri bogoss walakine zbou sghir,ma tykdarch yhdar m3a lbnate bach ma ytchouwahch,wahd nhar chaf wahd touta wa3ra w trief mziane,ma kdarch ysbar w houwa yhder m3aha w hia tbghi tmchi m3ah ldar bach yhwiha.hia hadik,daha ldar w dkhlha lbite w dfa do bach ma tchouf walou,hiyed srwal w 3taha zbou tchdou lih,ghir chdatou w hia tkolo lah yhafdek a khay walakine ana ma tankmich hahaha
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chkoun ghadi ikhchi f karou
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wahd al mosabaka diyal chkoun ali radi yakhchi f karou akbar haja lmouhim wahd a sate bda kaytrini b 3sa diyal al "bizbol"nhar al competition fak m3atal w mali mcha lkahoum salaw walakin lka wahd a sate kaybki w gal lou malak gal lih wlah ta hchouma khchite poto diyal a do w htalit a rotba 10
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baki ghiR lkomiR
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9alek Hada wahad lemra mchat lmolay bo3eza w bdat w gelssat bhal iyla Sajda w hchat rassa tiht wahad izar w bdat kat9ol assidi bou3eza 3tini chi khobza A moulay bou3eza 3tini chi khobza.....mnin mchat ledar jebrat wahad chik fih chi 60.000.000 centim. 1 nhar tla9at sahbetha w 9aletla kifach derti w hkat liha l9adiya. mchat dak sahbetha l moulay bou3ezza w badat kat9ol a moulay bou3eza 3tini chi khobza etc.. hta fer3et ldak li khedam tema karo w howa yekhroj l3andha w jberha mkewza tema w 3anda wahad Terma kbira w howa yejbed zebo hchah fiha w 9ala a chrifa tssala lkhobz baki ghir lkomiiiiir...
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golih infkhoooo
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hadi wahde dariya sghira(7ans) tkoubha wahde darri takkada dialha,nado el wallidine dial daria daà ou el wallidine dial darri,fi el mahkama,kolchi dar mouhami,el mouhami dial darri nade kai gool wach had darri sghir kay aà raf lahwa o hoa jbade lih zabbo o hoa gol wach had zbibe sghire ghade tkoube taboune?koulchi le fe galssa skate,wala skile,o hea tgoulihoume darria he goulihe enafkhou,goulihe enafkhou.....
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zbbo kaym f 3ngo
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hada wahde zahaf o laÃwar msahbine , laÃwar kai haze zahaf fog ktafou daimane mnine kai kono ghadiine fi treck.wahde nhare tlakaou maà wahde daria kai3rafha zahaf,o bkka kaydwi m3aha chhale o mnine mchate sawlo la3war chkone haddik?galih za77af rah khti,jawbo la3war ollah ma khtak, o bache 3araftiha machi khti?hassite b zoobak kayme fi 3ongui
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rajlak zbo kbire
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wahde saiida mchate aà nde tbibe hit kai darha kalbha,dare liha tbibe tahalile o radio o hoa gool liha:mochkile machi aà ndak walakine rahe aà nde rajlak,zoobo kbir o rahe kai masse lik al kalbe dialek,al hale wahide hoa tjibi rajlak bach naksso lih men zoobo.o hea tjaoubou aà lach matidourliache chi aà malia thazo fiha kalbi lfok chi choua....
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SOUSSI 4 DRYAL
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wa7d soussi 7wa mratou w ma bghatch twld, w houa yddiha lsbitar w dart a3ram dial la3maliat w waaaalou, w houa yb9a ki fkr chwiya, chd wa7d 4 drial w houa ybda y 7kha ma3 tboune dial lmra w drri khrj ki jri
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